"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"
In-flight Philosopher Gifts
Searching for a gift for the in-flight philosopher in your life? Explore our curated collection of clever and charming items that celebrate the joy of travel and the pursuit of wisdom. Whether they enjoy pondering life's mysteries at 30,000 feet or love unique accessories, our products are designed to inspire and amuse. Find something that aligns with their love of flight and philosophy—ideal for jet-set thinkers who carry curiosity wherever they go.
Very Difficult Conversations
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.
Creativity
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
Non Thought For The Day.
"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."
Religion & Economics.
"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"
Planets in solar system form a New World Order.
"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."
Emotional Baggage Check In.
"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."
"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."
'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'
"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."
"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."
No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)
"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."
'I prefer it this way.'
Troy.
Woman on Subway's Thoughts
Gurus wise words on lost socks
Bring down the Airlines.
"Christmas, birthdays...this divine guide will help you deal with idiotic gifts..."
"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and i don't even feel a breeze."
Newspapers on the Commute
Beggers belief.
"I totally wiped out on my bike."
Refresh Instagram your way to success
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.
"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."
Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!
A man on the street selling birth control.
In-flight Philosopher Gifts Collection
In-flight Philosopher Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for the in-flight philosopher, perfect for fueling deep thoughts during travel or at home.
In-flight Philosopher Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to comfort the in-flight philosopher—ideal for thoughtful naps or relaxing travel moments.
In-flight Philosopher Prints
Discover inspiring prints that resonate with the in-flight philosopher’s love for travel and introspection—great for decorating a thoughtful space.
In-flight Philosopher T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts designed for the in-flight philosopher—wear your love of travel and philosophy with pride.