City Sidewalk Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your city sidewalk philosopher? Our collection captures their creative spirit with witty and insightful designs across mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints. These products are ideal for anyone who enjoys pondering life's big questions on busy city streets. Brighten their day and add a touch of humor to their thoughtful moments with items that reflect their love for urban exploration and philosophical musings.

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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The end of my favorite series is near." mockup

"The end of my favorite series is near."

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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No Immediate Danger

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!" mockup

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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Can't even hold signs well.

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning mockup

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!' mockup

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which." mockup

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Chicken: the one-man show

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Amongst the rush.

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.' mockup

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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Miracles on 34th Street.

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Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac. mockup

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

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City Sidewalk Philosopher Gifts Collection

City Sidewalk Philosopher Mugs

Explore our entire collection of mugs designed for city sidewalk philosophers—think witty, inspiring, and perfect for their morning routine.

City Sidewalk Philosopher Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever city sidewalk themes, perfect for making any space a contemplative corner.

City Sidewalk Philosopher Prints

Browse our range of prints inspired by city life and philosophical musings—great for adding a thoughtful touch to any room.

City Sidewalk Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our creative T-shirt collection that celebrates urban thinkers and their love for city-inspired pondering.