City Sidewalk Philosopher Pillows

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

No Immediate Danger

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Can't even hold signs well.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Miracles on 34th Street.