Street Philosopher Appreciators Pillows

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

No Immediate Danger

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"He's always been an optimist."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'