Street-corner Philosopher Pillows

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

No Immediate Danger

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Athens wildfires

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Bank