Neighborhood Philosopher Pillows

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

'Think of it this way: The democrats and the republicans are like me and Sid next door. We aren't really friendly, but we get along okay. And the tea party is like the crabby guy across the street. . .'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

No Immediate Danger

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Autumn Leaves

Miracles on 34th Street.