Friendly Neighborhood Critic Pillows

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

(Used to be) END.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'How very Putney!'

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

How very Colliers Wood

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."