Neighbor Enthusiast Pillows

"The old man, the sea, and the well-meaning neighbor."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Things I love about Powell River...

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'