Neighborly Intrigue Enthusiast Pillows

"Great news, darling.... our new neighbour's a doctor."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

Privacy in the garden.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

"You've got to stop coming here, Ben—the neighbors are starting to bark."

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

How very Colliers Wood

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

'How very Teddington!'