You kidnapped my cat! I asked you to keep him inside! Instead, he's in my yard killing birds. He so gentle! How do you know it was my cat? Easy. By his distinctive plumage! Mitts!
Neighborhood Gossip Lover Pillows
Add a touch of humor to your living space with our neighborhood gossip pillow—designed for comfort and designed to spark conversations about your favorite local tales.
"Oh, so your next door neighbour was right... She said you wouldn't be able to afford one."
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"
"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."
"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."
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'Looks like housing starts are up.'
"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."
"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."
"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."
'Madge, at the cake shop, has got herself a fancy man!'
"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"
'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'
'Got time for a little girl stalk?'
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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."
'Happy Town' See the smiley face?
Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'
Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.
'... And now, the sports gossip.'
"I can't see it lasting!"
"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"
"Your ex asked you to remarry him?!!! You're not considering it, are you???" "Oh, heavens no! I know he's only after me for his money!!!"
"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"
The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.
"She reckons she was heaven sent for me-they must like peace and quiet up there!"
'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!
"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."
'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'
'A moral dilemma? Tell me more, more. I adore more.'
"She made her hat in rehab."
The walls have ears.
Neighborhood Gossip Lover Pillows Collection
Neighborhood Gossip Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs specially designed for neighborhood gossip lovers to keep the stories brewing with every sip.
Neighborhood Gossip Lover Prints
Decorate your home with prints that celebrate your passion for neighborhood gossip—fun and stylish conversation starters.
Neighborhood Gossip Lover T-Shirts
Find the perfect gossip lover t-shirt to wear your community pride and start conversations wherever you go.