Lover Of Neighborhood Gossip Pillows

To Nigel's irritation, his next door neighbour already had nuclear capability. . .

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

The Life of a Sentient Rock

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"My Gary is such a thoughtful husband! First he walked the dog, then prepared the duck for lunch. It was a fantastic meal, wasn't it?"

'How very Putney!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

How very Colliers Wood

'Oh go ON - I love a bit of gossip.'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'How very Teddington!'