Neighbor Enthusiast Gifts

"The old man, the sea, and the well-meaning neighbor."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Thank you bubbles

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Things I love about Powell River...

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"