Neighborhood Aficionado Gifts

How very Colliers Wood

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

There goes the neighbourhood.

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'How very Teddington!'

"Don’t look now, Artie, but there’s a Starbucks where your favorite shrub used to be."

"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign