Neighborhood Aficionado Mugs

How very Colliers Wood

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

'How very Putney!'

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

There goes the neighbourhood.

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

"Don’t look now, Artie, but there’s a Starbucks where your favorite shrub used to be."

'How very Teddington!'

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

The Committee sees Neighbourhood Watch as a monitoring role.