Neighborhood Watch Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.'

'Looks like a power cut - had we better check that the old people next door are alright?'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

The Committee sees Neighbourhood Watch as a monitoring role.

'Sure we can watch the neighbor's house. That's all we do anyway.'

There goes the neighbourhood.

"The police came to your door today. I told them you remind me of my own son who never calls, and for that matter might be a criminal."

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

'I thought people were expected to look after their neighbours during cold wether? Mrs Leadbetter hasn't checked on us in week. Hasn't even taken her milk in.'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'That awful dog keeps terrorizing us!'

"We've got some seriously creepy neighbours."

"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."

"I must inform you that any aggression toward me would be considered an attack on a government employee and that is a federal offense."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"What's he doing now?"