Nosy Neighbor Aficionado Mugs

'She's leaning over the fence again to smell our flowers.'

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

$1: Family Secrets

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Nice to see you!

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Privacy in the garden.

Mower Fraud!

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Snake disappearing through door.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

How very Colliers Wood

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

Blowing dandelion clock

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

"You'll see it when it's done."

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians