Nosy Neighbor Mugs

"You'll see it when it's done."

$1: Family Secrets

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

"I never see those people struggling to pay their mortgage anymore."

Nice to see you!

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Neighbour Watch.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Privacy in the garden.