Sneaky Neighbor Mugs

'Because all my neighbors put up blinds.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Privacy in the garden.

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

Tangled wires.

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Snake disappearing through door.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."