Neighborhood Aficionados Mugs

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'How very Putney!'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

How very Colliers Wood

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

There goes the neighbourhood.

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

Noisy Neighbours

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

'How very Teddington!'

The Committee sees Neighbourhood Watch as a monitoring role.

"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."

'It's the Neighbourhood Watch..."