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"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'How very Putney!'

There goes the neighbourhood.

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

Noisy Neighbours

How very Colliers Wood

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

'How very Teddington!'

The Committee sees Neighbourhood Watch as a monitoring role.

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

Mrs. Krassner, stop leaving Mr. Krassner on our steps! Please take care of.

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."