Neighborhood Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Middle Age Rage War Arcade Game

"I'm only concerned with the neighborhood economy right now."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighborhood hygiene

Cycle Lane

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

2020 vs. 2023

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

'How very Putney!'

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."