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Noisy Neighbours

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"This could get nasty..."

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Cycle Lane

Neighborhood hygiene

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

You can't go back.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Dueling Christmas Lights

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

War Journalism

(Used to be) END.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

War artists.

'How very Putney!'