Neighborly Disputes Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'You're in my light!'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

Noisy Neighbours

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

How very Colliers Wood

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'How very Teddington!'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

Garden Fencing

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."

"Hold it right there."