Neighborly Disputes Enthusiast Gifts

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'You're in my light!'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Noisy Neighbours

How very Colliers Wood

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

Garden Fencing

'How very Teddington!'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."

"Hold it right there."

'I'll stop playing when you stop snoring!'