Neighborly Duellists Gifts

Garden Fencing

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Skate or die."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Cat and Broom

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Wild West Text Showdown

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Visiting 'friends'.

Where the wild things aren't.

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."