Neighborly Duellists Gifts

Garden Fencing

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Skate or die."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Cat and Broom

Wild West Text Showdown

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Visiting 'friends'.

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"