Neighborhood Chatter Enthusiast Gifts

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Dog got your clog?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Yo, Twitchy

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'How very Putney!'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

How very Colliers Wood

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'

Kenwood Park

'We just stopped by to say hello.'