Neighborly Chat Gifts

"Do you mean to say that, for the last fifteen years, we've been trying to keep up with each other?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Dog got your clog?'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'John... is that a collar?'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Miaow??'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

How does she get her grass so green?

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'