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"Do you mean to say that, for the last fifteen years, we've been trying to keep up with each other?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Dog got your clog?'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'John... is that a collar?'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Miaow??'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

How does she get her grass so green?

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'