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'If it wasn't for rumours you'd be speechless!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'Dog got your clog?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'John... is that a collar?'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Verbal blogger.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

The Burbs

Bla Bla Bla

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.