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"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

$1: Family Secrets

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"