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Cardboard city "Careful what you say around here, the walls are paper thin."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Children's education

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Cellular Plan

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'The spots are much clearer.'

"In all the years I’ve endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother." "It’s almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth." "When’s the last time you called your mother?" "December 2, 1992." "The day before text messaging was introduced." "Ingrate!!!"

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"He shows enormous potential."

'Don't Worry - They Never Think It'

'I'm getting k-w-y-z-x-g-j-z-s-t-i-z-i-k-o-v...does anyone know a Kwyzxgizxtlzilov who's passed on recently?'

I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night.

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.