Community Whisperer Gifts

Cardboard city "Careful what you say around here, the walls are paper thin."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Children's education

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Cellular Plan

'The spots are much clearer.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"In all the years I’ve endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother." "It’s almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth." "When’s the last time you called your mother?" "December 2, 1992." "The day before text messaging was introduced." "Ingrate!!!"

"He shows enormous potential."

I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'I'm getting k-w-y-z-x-g-j-z-s-t-i-z-i-k-o-v...does anyone know a Kwyzxgizxtlzilov who's passed on recently?'

'Don't Worry - They Never Think It'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.