Workspace Whisperer Gifts

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Love your feng shui!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

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