Workflow Whisperer Gifts

"Relax, here at Smith, Baker and Moore, we never place more blame on you than you can handle."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Love your feng shui!"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Plug Me In Stupid

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

Cellular Plan