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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Business head.

These remarks are completely off the record

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

"My hunch is heads will roll."

"For gosh sakes, Mike! Will you please quit interrupting me while I eavesdrop on Mary's gossipy remarks to Bill during Jean's important presentation?"

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'I've started an Employee Recognition Program. I know who you are.'

"He shows enormous potential."

"Our manager is young enough to have fresh new ideas!"

'It has been brought to my attention that some of us are not working at maximum efficiency.'

'I and my Blog'

'It was such a nice salesman who told me that this is a special bargain and all your friends will envy you when you use it as a bottle opener!'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

The insurance company says we can't insure the car till we scrape the Ralph Nader sticker off.

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

"We've got all your figures, now we just need to decide what order we want to put them in."

"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."

'You're not a team player, are you!'

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."