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"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."

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"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Post Game Day Betting.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Business head.

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

These remarks are completely off the record

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Where history's best ideas happen.

On - Undecided - Off switch

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"Our manager is young enough to have fresh new ideas!"

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

Rush Limbaugh

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

'I and my Blog'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

"Will they hate me if I talk?"