Opinion Voicer T-Shirts

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'You're on my soapbox !'

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"Well, I'm offended!"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Global Chilling - US Politics

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

Turkey missed the exit twice

Pollsters.