Opinion Voicer Pillows

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

E Pluribus Nada

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Beware of the Blog.

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

'You're on my soapbox !'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Well, I'm offended!"

Global Chilling - US Politics

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

Turkey missed the exit twice

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."