Opinion Broker Pillows

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Like Minded

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Confirmation Bias

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

E Pluribus Nada

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

On - Undecided - Off switch

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Let's explore our opinions."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

'You're on my soapbox !'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."