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New Poll: Is Society Divided?

"You're my second opinion, Mom was my first."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"'Ask Sadie Advice Hour' what's your question?"

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

Finally someone I agree with!

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Looks like the 'don't-knows' have got in.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Group Think Time

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Collective Psyche

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Like Minded

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"With great power comes great reward."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"