Opinion Leader Pillows

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

'No, old generals no longer fade away! We're in demmand as TV news commentators.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

A Labour Government is more dangerous than heroin.

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

Global Chilling - US Politics

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Twitter censorship

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Pundits

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

The Cartoonist's armoury

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

Followers

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Pot and Kettle

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"The pandemic. . . the protests. . . the riots. . . the economic impact. . . these coincidences have moved Joe in the polls. . . but still not enough!"

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

Always right.

Contrary opinions matter