Opinion Leader Gifts

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

'No, old generals no longer fade away! We're in demmand as TV news commentators.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

A Labour Government is more dangerous than heroin.

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

Global Chilling - US Politics

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Twitter censorship

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Pundits

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

E Pluribus Nada

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

Followers

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

Pot and Kettle

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

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