Opinion Writer Gifts

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Pundits

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

E Pluribus Nada

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"She can be outspoken."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Pot and Kettle

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

William of Ockham

Global Chilling - US Politics