Opinionator Gifts

"The problem with politics is politicians!"

Any Questions?

'You're on my soapbox !'

Difference of Opinion

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Freedom of Speech

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Pundits

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

E Pluribus Nada

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Beware of the Blog.

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

Tucker Carlson

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.