Opinionated Speaker Gifts

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

Difference of Opinion

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Pundits

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

E Pluribus Nada

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Tucker Carlson

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'You're on my soapbox !'

Land Of The Spokespersons

Global Chilling - US Politics

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!'