Opinionated Orator Gifts

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Difference of Opinion

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Pundits

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

Tucker Carlson

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

'You're on my soapbox !'

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

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J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.