Opinionated Orator Gifts

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Difference of Opinion

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Pundits

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

Tucker Carlson

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

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