Opinionated Thinker Gifts

Pundits

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"Charlotte's opinions do not necessarily reflect those of her husband or children."

"He went red state on me."

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

I don't care what your friends think of it Jerry....

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Argument

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

E Pluribus Nada

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'