Opinionated Observer Gifts

Everyone but you has dumb opinions.

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You have studied useless stuff and never worked, you have no idea about anything but you have an opinion about everything. . . well, do you want a job in the public media or in politics?"

Echo Chamber Thinking

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Pundits

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

AI Summit

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Nicolas Maduro

Austerity Egg Hunt.