Opinion Observer Gifts

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Like Minded

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Confirmation Bias

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."