Opinion Explorers Gifts

Like Minded

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

Confirmation Bias

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"Let's explore our opinions."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"Well, I'm offended!"

"What if this all isn't worth it? What if studying and reading is a big waste of time in this adventure we call life?"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."